It's been a crazy couple of weeks - I've played a middle range crook, a car dealer and a Red Cross worker, a Dutch lover, a terminator from the future, a host, a drunken homosexual theatre luvvy, a beat poet, a sports coach, a piece of broccoli, an illustrator, a friend, a bad dad, a smoker, a late night phone sex caller and a pathetic ex husband.
Oh, I've been to the Blue Diamond and the aisle of Safeway while I've sipped vodka on the spot
I've moved like Marlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got
I've been undressed by the costume dept and I've seen some things that a man ain't supposed to see
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me